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Comedy Jokes
Shop Joke In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?" Doctor Joke Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too. Patient Joke Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!” Eye Joke Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. Silly Joke Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. - Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking. Bar Joke I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of...
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